Floor Kitty April 30, 2008

Y (9:53:29 PM): omg! something is hissing at me through my heat vent in my bathroom floor
T (9:53:38 PM): hissing?
Y (9:53:43 PM): yes! hissing!
T (9:53:45 PM): like an animal?
Y (9:53:46 PM): and scratching!
T (9:53:47 PM): and omg
T (9:53:52 PM): its a HERPY
Y (9:53:52 PM): what the fuck
T (9:54:01 PM): go stomp on the floor
Y (9:54:07 PM): i tried. it hissed
T (9:54:08 PM): scare that shit off
T (9:54:10 PM): oh.
Y (9:54:14 PM): i’ve heard it 3 times
T (9:54:16 PM): throw food out [...]

Once April 30, 2008

Y (10:12:50 PM): once sucked, btw
T (10:12:55 PM): WHAT THE FUCK
Y (10:13:02 PM): i turned it off not even half way through
T (10:13:03 PM): its like you just punched me in the face
Y (10:13:05 PM): BORING!
Y (10:13:19 PM): and the songs….do they have to play the WHOLE SONG?
T (10:13:25 PM): not boring and the music was amazing
Y(10:13:28 PM): every time?
T (10:13:29 PM): der, its a musical
Y (10:13:32 PM): lol
Y (10:13:36 PM): not so much for me
Y (10:13:48 PM): [...]

Internet Dating April 30, 2008

T (9:36:35 PM): so have you considered internet dating?
Y (9:36:41 PM): ack. hell no
Y (9:36:44 PM): NO
T (9:36:49 PM): why not?
Y (9:36:55 PM): why would i?
T (9:37:02 PM): free dinner?
Y (9:37:22 PM): i like redbull and bacon, that’s not very expensive anyway
T (9:37:23 PM): possibly meeting someone that takes your breath away
T (9:37:30 PM): just saying
Y (9:37:32 PM): yeah, over the internet
Y (9:37:34 PM): great idea
T (9:37:47 PM): it happens
Y (9:37:52 PM): that’s how my dad met his wife
T (9:37:58 PM): [...]

Awkward April 30, 2008

T (9:32:56 PM): lol, I always have fun
Y (9:33:01 PM): pfft
Y (9:33:09 PM): but not with ME
T (9:33:14 PM): right!
T (9:33:19 PM): well, not with you IN PERSON
Y (9:33:28 PM): lol, exactly
Y (9:33:41 PM): and you know what’ll happen, right?
Y (9:33:51 PM): we will sit in awkward silence for 4 days
T (9:33:57 PM): haha, wont happen
Y (9:33:59 PM): cuz karma is a bitch
T (9:34:10 PM): I was going to say that we will sit huddled around the [...]

Herpes April 30, 2008

T(8:44:00 PM): did you have mono?
Y (8:44:10 PM): no, a girl at work did
Y (8:44:15 PM): she didn’t lose weight, btw
T (8:44:19 PM): oh thats right
Y (8:44:22 PM): she was just miserable
T (8:44:24 PM): damnit
Y (8:44:28 PM): lol
T (8:44:28 PM): i dont want it then
Y (8:44:36 PM): no, you want salmonilla
T (8:44:41 PM): yea, I dunno why the fuck I am tired as hell
Y (8:44:43 PM): THAT will make you lose weight
T (8:44:49 PM): ew 
Y (8:44:50 PM): could be [...]

yarf. April 29, 2008

Y (10:47:38 PM): i think i’m going to throw up
T (10:47:39 PM): those make me happy
Y (10:47:43 PM): lol!
T (10:47:44 PM): ew.
Y (10:47:50 PM): no, in a GOOD way
T (10:47:55 PM): OMG
T (10:47:56 PM): lol
Y (10:48:00 PM): you poop, i throw up
T (10:48:13 PM): again, things that need to get blogged