Withdrawl #2 May 29, 2008

T: hello
T: you silly goose!
T: where you is?
T: where mah bitch(es) at
T: seee….this is the problem
T: YOU are never online when I am
T: all your fault
T: how is my bracelet coming along?
T: are your wrists nice and warm?
T: FINE
T: be that way
T: I have sat here interneting for 20 minutes
T: *sigh*
T: you don’t love me [...]

Withdrawl May 29, 2008

Y: YOU THERE?
Y: I’M GOING THROUGH WITHDRAWL!
Y: TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
Y: i hate you
Y: kidding! i love you! come back!!
Y: don’t be mad at me
Y: I’m sorry for whatever i did to offend you
Y: look, i’m making a friendship bracelet!
Y: FOR YOU
Y: does that not show love?
Y: still mad?
Y: how about if i go on and make that [...]

Y not wake up May 12, 2008

Y has been visiting me (T) since Friday. Today is the only day we have alone together and she is sleeping. She has 10 minutes until I go Jigglypuff on her face.

Ghetto May 4, 2008

T: I will drive us through where we used to live
Y: sweet!
T: we will pass it on our way back from the airport
Y: we won’t get shot at will we?
T: naw
Y: damn.
T: you can get more Rap Snacks
Y: i always wanted to be in a drive by
Y: nice!
T: well, we might get lucky
Y: if [...]

Gone May 1, 2008

T: you still there?
Y (10:22:33 PM): psyhically, yes
Y (10:22:43 PM): god, that looks so wrong
Y (10:22:58 PM): physically
Y (10:23:05 PM): physicallish
Y (10:23:07 PM): lol
Y (10:23:11 PM): and the wine is gone
T (10:23:20 PM): aww
T (10:23:25 PM): why is the wine always gone?
Y (10:23:32 PM): cuz i drink it
Y (10:23:33 PM): fast
Y (10:23:37 PM): and [...]

Dirty money May 1, 2008

T: i am trying to balance my checkbook and it is taking forever
Y: i’ll help. YOU’RE BROKE
T: yea thanks, lol
Y: well, that’s the conclusion I always come to
T: i better not be – I don’t get paid again until after you go home
Y: yikes
Y: speaking of $150 i almost threw in the washer
Y: i just [...]

Blood cells May 1, 2008

T: what happens if you drink while you are on antibiotics?
Y: your white blood cells will attack the red wine
T: what if i am drinking white wine? does it happen the other way? red blood cells attacking the white wine?
Y: sounds reasonable
Y: are there beer cells?
T: no, i see a flaw in your logic now

Dirty Pirate Hookers May 1, 2008

T (10:39:13 PM): F looked over at me tonight during dinner and said something like “I am so excited for you.”
Y (10:39:20 PM): aww!
T (10:39:29 PM): in fact he just came out and said “who ya chatting with?”
T (10:39:56 PM): I said Y and he goes “is she excited? are you excited? are you both just like ‘AAAAAAAHHHHHH!’”
T (10:40:01 PM): I nodded excitedly
Y (10:40:20 PM): [...]

7am May 1, 2008

T (10:36:32 PM): sorry again the miles thing didn’t work out
T (10:36:38 PM): didn’t see that shit coming
Y (10:36:49 PM): no big deal. we found a great deal anyway
T (10:36:51 PM): but, it’s probably for the best, since the ticket is like the same price
Y (10:36:54 PM): see, it worked out!
Y (10:37:12 PM): and maybe that plane will crash so it’s for the best
Y (10:37:41 PM): i told you, [...]

Rip currents May 1, 2008

T (10:24:37 PM): you don’t go in the water without a grownup knowing
Y (10:24:41 PM): lol
T (10:24:47 PM): you know about rip currents?
T (10:24:57 PM): (its that time of year)
Y (10:24:58 PM): is that anything like rip torn?
Y (10:25:08 PM): i assure you i probably won’t swim
Y (10:25:13 PM): i have my hair to think about
Y (10:25:20 PM): it may turn green
T (10:25:30 PM): right, not the pool – the ocean
Y (10:25:32 PM): lol, [...]