Gone May 1, 2008

T: you still there?
Y (10:22:33 PM): psyhically, yes
Y (10:22:43 PM): god, that looks so wrong
Y (10:22:58 PM): physically
Y (10:23:05 PM): physicallish
Y (10:23:07 PM): lol
Y (10:23:11 PM): and the wine is gone
T (10:23:20 PM): aww
T (10:23:25 PM): why is the wine always gone?
Y (10:23:32 PM): cuz i drink it
Y (10:23:33 PM): fast
Y (10:23:37 PM): and [...]

Dirty money May 1, 2008

T: i am trying to balance my checkbook and it is taking forever
Y: i’ll help. YOU’RE BROKE
T: yea thanks, lol
Y: well, that’s the conclusion I always come to
T: i better not be – I don’t get paid again until after you go home
Y: yikes
Y: speaking of $150 i almost threw in the washer
Y: i just [...]

Blood cells May 1, 2008

T: what happens if you drink while you are on antibiotics?
Y: your white blood cells will attack the red wine
T: what if i am drinking white wine? does it happen the other way? red blood cells attacking the white wine?
Y: sounds reasonable
Y: are there beer cells?
T: no, i see a flaw in your logic now