Withdrawl #2 May 29, 2008

T: hello
T: you silly goose!
T: where you is?
T: where mah bitch(es) at
T: seee….this is the problem
T: YOU are never online when I am
T: all your fault
T: how is my bracelet coming along?
T: are your wrists nice and warm?
T: FINE
T: be that way
T: I have sat here interneting for 20 minutes
T: *sigh*
T: you don’t love me [...]

Withdrawl May 29, 2008

Y: YOU THERE?
Y: I’M GOING THROUGH WITHDRAWL!
Y: TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
Y: i hate you
Y: kidding! i love you! come back!!
Y: don’t be mad at me
Y: I’m sorry for whatever i did to offend you
Y: look, i’m making a friendship bracelet!
Y: FOR YOU
Y: does that not show love?
Y: still mad?
Y: how about if i go on and make that [...]

Ghetto May 4, 2008

T: I will drive us through where we used to live
Y: sweet!
T: we will pass it on our way back from the airport
Y: we won’t get shot at will we?
T: naw
Y: damn.
T: you can get more Rap Snacks
Y: i always wanted to be in a drive by
Y: nice!
T: well, we might get lucky
Y: if [...]

Dirty Pirate Hookers May 1, 2008

T (10:39:13 PM): F looked over at me tonight during dinner and said something like “I am so excited for you.”
Y (10:39:20 PM): aww!
T (10:39:29 PM): in fact he just came out and said “who ya chatting with?”
T (10:39:56 PM): I said Y and he goes “is she excited? are you excited? are you both just like ‘AAAAAAAHHHHHH!’”
T (10:40:01 PM): I nodded excitedly
Y (10:40:20 PM): [...]

7am May 1, 2008

T (10:36:32 PM): sorry again the miles thing didn’t work out
T (10:36:38 PM): didn’t see that shit coming
Y (10:36:49 PM): no big deal. we found a great deal anyway
T (10:36:51 PM): but, it’s probably for the best, since the ticket is like the same price
Y (10:36:54 PM): see, it worked out!
Y (10:37:12 PM): and maybe that plane will crash so it’s for the best
Y (10:37:41 PM): i told you, [...]

Rip currents May 1, 2008

T (10:24:37 PM): you don’t go in the water without a grownup knowing
Y (10:24:41 PM): lol
T (10:24:47 PM): you know about rip currents?
T (10:24:57 PM): (its that time of year)
Y (10:24:58 PM): is that anything like rip torn?
Y (10:25:08 PM): i assure you i probably won’t swim
Y (10:25:13 PM): i have my hair to think about
Y (10:25:20 PM): it may turn green
T (10:25:30 PM): right, not the pool – the ocean
Y (10:25:32 PM): lol, [...]

ALL CAPS May 1, 2008

Y (9:41:46 PM): WHOSE HOUSE?
Y (9:41:49 PM): T’S HOUSE!
Y (9:41:52 PM): SAY WHAT?
Y (9:42:00 PM): YFest 2008 is so on!
T (9:43:28 PM): oh yea?
T (9:43:31 PM): its official?!
Y (9:43:51 PM): it’s official. i talked to C tonight and my boss. all is good
T (9:43:57 PM): holy crap
Y (9:44:02 PM): I KNOW!
T (9:44:02 PM): well when are you getting the ticket?
T (9:44:07 PM): then I will believe it
Y (9:44:12 PM): tomorrow after my check cashes.
T (9:44:17 PM): AWESOME!
Y (9:44:21 PM): I KNOW!
T (9:44:36 PM): OMG!
Y (9:44:39 PM): i’m [...]

YFest2008 May 1, 2008

T (9:55:13 PM): what do you want to do?
Y (9:55:19 PM): absolutely nothing
T (9:55:23 PM): just veg and drink and go to the beach?
Y (9:55:26 PM): yup
T (9:55:30 PM): I rock at that
Y (9:55:35 PM): lol
Y (9:55:46 PM): i need and honesttogod break from all things real
T (9:56:09 PM): we can stay up late and eat bacon and watch movies and drink!
T (9:56:15 PM): we can drink BOGO wine!
T (9:56:32 PM): you have to smoke [...]

Anal glands and Ghost fucking May 1, 2008

T (9:15:45 PM): tomorrow I get to try to catch my dogs pee in a pie tin
Y (9:15:57 PM): that sounds like promising fun
Y (9:16:01 PM): and why is that?
T (9:17:32 PM): to sell on ebay
T (9:17:36 PM): the vet wants a pee sample
Y (9:17:41 PM): duh. for what
T (9:17:55 PM): she has been licking her butt obsessively for a while now
T (9:18:01 PM): and she licks the carpet too
Y (9:18:01 PM): [...]

Floor Kitty April 30, 2008

Y (9:53:29 PM): omg! something is hissing at me through my heat vent in my bathroom floor
T (9:53:38 PM): hissing?
Y (9:53:43 PM): yes! hissing!
T (9:53:45 PM): like an animal?
Y (9:53:46 PM): and scratching!
T (9:53:47 PM): and omg
T (9:53:52 PM): its a HERPY
Y (9:53:52 PM): what the fuck
T (9:54:01 PM): go stomp on the floor
Y (9:54:07 PM): i tried. it hissed
T (9:54:08 PM): scare that shit off
T (9:54:10 PM): oh.
Y (9:54:14 PM): i’ve heard it 3 times
T (9:54:16 PM): throw food out [...]