T: hello

T: you silly goose!

T: where you is?

T: where mah bitch(es) at

T: seee….this is the problem

T: YOU are never online when I am

T: all your fault

T: how is my bracelet coming along?

T: are your wrists nice and warm?

T: FINE

T: be that way

T: I have sat here interneting for 20 minutes

T: *sigh*

T: you don’t love me anymore do you

T: you are so distant

T: we never talk

T: is there another buzzin?

T: I won’t be mad, I just want to know the truth

T: THERE IS ISN”T THERE

T: after all we have been through

T: *sniff*

Y: YOU THERE?

Y: I’M GOING THROUGH WITHDRAWL!

Y: TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!

Y: i hate you

Y: kidding! i love you! come back!!

Y: don’t be mad at me

Y: I’m sorry for whatever i did to offend you

Y: look, i’m making a friendship bracelet!

Y: FOR YOU

Y: does that not show love?

Y: still mad?

Y: how about if i go on and make that killer shower curtain?

Y: heh heh?

Y: i’ll even use pink!

Y: bah

Y: forget it

Y: i don’t like you anymore

Y: you’re no longer a buzzin

Y: fuck you and your dirty pirate hooker husband

Y: no, no, no!

Y: i kid!

Y: you’ll always be in my top 8

Y: one day you’ll have to talk to me again

Y: and on that day i will fart in your general direction

Y: cuz you suck donkey balls

Y: *sigh*

Y has been visiting me (T) since Friday. Today is the only day we have alone together and she is sleeping. She has 10 minutes until I go Jigglypuff on her face.

T: I will drive us through where we used to live

Y: sweet!

T: we will pass it on our way back from the airport

Y: we won’t get shot at will we?

T: naw

Y: damn.

T: you can get more Rap Snacks

Y: i always wanted to be in a drive by

Y: nice!

T: well, we might get lucky

Y: if only society continues to decline. i’ll cross my fingers

T: you still there?

Y (10:22:33 PM): psyhically, yes

Y (10:22:43 PM): god, that looks so wrong

Y (10:22:58 PM): physically

Y (10:23:05 PM): physicallish

Y (10:23:07 PM): lol

Y (10:23:11 PM): and the wine is gone

T (10:23:20 PM): aww

T (10:23:25 PM): why is the wine always gone?

Y (10:23:32 PM): cuz i drink it

Y (10:23:33 PM): fast

Y (10:23:37 PM): and with relish

Y (10:23:42 PM): not the pickle kind

T: i am trying to balance my checkbook and it is taking forever

Y: i’ll help. YOU’RE BROKE

T: yea thanks, lol

Y: well, that’s the conclusion I always come to

T: i better not be – I don’t get paid again until after you go home

Y: yikes

Y: speaking of $150 i almost threw in the washer

Y: i just remembered it was in the pocket of my jeans i wore today. that would have sucked

T: a check?

Y: no, cash

Y: from C

T: then it would have been clean

T (10:39:13 PM): F looked over at me tonight during dinner and said something like “I am so excited for you.”

Y (10:39:20 PM): aww!

T (10:39:29 PM): in fact he just came out and said “who ya chatting with?”

T (10:39:56 PM): I said Y and he goes “is she excited? are you excited? are you both just like ‘AAAAAAAHHHHHH!’”

T (10:40:01 PM): I nodded excitedly

Y (10:40:20 PM): i’m kind of disappointed he won’t be there to pick me up with you. i bought an eyepatch

T (10:40:24 PM): haha

T (10:40:29 PM): we will pick him up from work

T (10:40:37 PM): you can present it to him then

Y (10:40:44 PM): even better! now the people at the airport won’t think i’m crazy

T (10:40:54 PM): and none of the girls are going out with us – mother’s day bitches

Y (10:41:05 PM): damn, now i need an eyepatch

T (10:41:08 PM): lol

Y (10:41:12 PM): fuck those sluts

T (10:41:15 PM): but you will get to meet them

Y (10:41:19 PM): it’s ok, i work alone anyway

T (10:41:25 PM): because, F and i work at the same place

Y (10:41:30 PM): i know!

T (10:41:34 PM): i know you know!

T (10:41:41 PM): it’s all so exciting!

Y (10:41:45 PM): that will be my ‘PROFESSIONAL’ outfit day

T (10:41:57 PM): it doesnt matter, they have all seen pictures

Y (10:42:01 PM): oh great

T (10:42:05 PM): besides, Friday is casual friday

T (10:42:07 PM): jeans and all

Y (10:42:14 PM): so much for a good impression

T (10:42:17 PM): oh pfft

Y (10:42:40 PM): i don’t care! i’ll be wearing an eye patch and shouting DIRTY PIRATE HOOKERS at them all

Y (10:42:58 PM): and then i’ll ask them to try my magic bathmats

Y (10:43:05 PM): they are all going to want to fuck me

T (10:43:34 PM): thats true

T (10:43:37 PM): F works in IT

Y (10:43:43 PM): ok

T (10:43:45 PM): so the men there are not picky

Y (10:43:55 PM): thanks cuz

T (10:36:32 PM): sorry again the miles thing didn’t work out

T (10:36:38 PM): didn’t see that shit coming

Y (10:36:49 PM): no big deal. we found a great deal anyway

T (10:36:51 PM): but, it’s probably for the best, since the ticket is like the same price

Y (10:36:54 PM): see, it worked out!

Y (10:37:12 PM): and maybe that plane will crash so it’s for the best

Y (10:37:41 PM): i told you, i would’ve spent $600 in gas driving anyway

Y (10:38:05 PM): now i’ll only spend about $200 in the airport bars

T (10:38:09 PM): right

T (10:38:16 PM): well, at 7am?

T(10:38:18 PM): yikes

Y (10:38:24 PM): ESPECIALLY at 7am