Anal glands and Ghost fucking

T (9:15:45 PM): tomorrow I get to try to catch my dogs pee in a pie tin

Y (9:15:57 PM): that sounds like promising fun

Y (9:16:01 PM): and why is that?

T (9:17:32 PM): to sell on ebay

T (9:17:36 PM): the vet wants a pee sample

Y (9:17:41 PM): duh. for what

T (9:17:55 PM): she has been licking her butt obsessively for a while now

T (9:18:01 PM): and she licks the carpet too

Y (9:18:01 PM): anal glands

Y (9:18:05 PM): they need squeezing

Y (9:18:11 PM): lol

Y (9:18:16 PM): seriously though

T (9:18:20 PM): yea yea yea

T (9:18:28 PM): she has never in 9 years needed that done

T (9:18:34 PM): but I will be happy if that is what it is

Y (9:18:36 PM): and the carpet is because she’s slow

T (9:18:40 PM): bah

Y (9:18:43 PM): maybe it’s about time then

Y (9:18:50 PM): ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Y (9:18:53 PM): that’s so gross

Y (9:19:05 PM): we were talking about it the other day at work

T (9:19:09 PM): oh come on, if you could lick your lady bits, you wouldn’t?

T (9:19:21 PM): I sure as hell wouldn’t be on AIM as much, that’s for sure

Y (9:22:40 PM): lol, ok, that is true

Y (9:22:49 PM): i woke up from naptime today with an orgasm

Y (9:22:54 PM): THAT was interesting

Y (9:23:46 PM): apparantly i would definatly take advantage of the self licking skill

T (9:24:15 PM): nice!

T (9:24:29 PM): you getting ghost fucked?

Y (9:24:34 PM): apparantly

T (9:24:42 PM): not a bad way to start an afternoon

Y (9:24:55 PM): lol. no shit. i was much happier the second half of the day

 

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