Dirty money

T: i am trying to balance my checkbook and it is taking forever

Y: i’ll help. YOU’RE BROKE

T: yea thanks, lol

Y: well, that’s the conclusion I always come to

T: i better not be – I don’t get paid again until after you go home

Y: yikes

Y: speaking of $150 i almost threw in the washer

Y: i just remembered it was in the pocket of my jeans i wore today. that would have sucked

T: a check?

Y: no, cash

Y: from C

T: then it would have been clean